Last week I went to Florida, where I had the opportunity to take a hike through the forest. There were paths and clearings surrounded by vines. Some of the trees had been knocked down by ... something. There were also chains hanging from the live oaks. You know what was strange, though? I didn't see any flesh-eating zombies. Which was a disappointment, because I was expecting to see at least one or two staggering through the forest. Or tangled up in the palms. Or submerged under the mangrove. Seriously, have you ever seen a road that looks more hospitable to a horde of zombies?But there was nothing but plants and birds and chameleons. Next time, I'll go back at night, when maybe I'll have some better luck.