New Flag Designs for the United States

I know a lot of ppl are patriotic/nostalgic abt the 'stars and stripes' but with 2k9 being one of the 'shittiest yrs on record,' I tht maybe it would be a 'good idea' 2 have a new flag 2 represent our new 'relationship w/the world.' Feel like it might give us some 'good vibes' as we 'turn the corner' and head into 2k10-2k20 (via Emperor Obama/Cheney).

In these flags, u'll notice a distinct lack of 'red,' which is meant to symbolize our desire not 2 'nuke the shit' out of ne1 or 2 invade Iran/Iraq/NorthKo/Russia w/out 'permission.' The green (via a columnar pin oak) represents an 'eco-meme' that has gone 'mad viral' (via the Toyota Prius) and the blue represents optimism/sky/'looking outside of urself 4 a change u fucking narcissistic ass hole'. These are all 'qualities' we as citizens of the United States should want '2 embrace'  in the future, beginning in 2k9.5.2.

Srsly, miss u Thomas Jeffy (author of Declaration of Indie-pendence and owner of 10,000 slaves)/George Washington (our first non-heterosexual prezzie and builder of the George Washington Bridge)/Betsy Ross (the first 'lady bunny'). Feel like u would be pretty sad 2 see how 'fucked up' our country is in 2k9 (via the state senate in New York.) Wish u were still alive so u could 'kick back and chill with a cold 1' at our bbq this yr to make it more mgful and 'blogworthy'.

Sometimes think all the heroes are dead now (RIP MJ)

Hope every1 has/had a 'good 4th of July'
Do u have ne 'big' plans?
Did u see any fireworks 'live' or did u watch them on teevee/youtube?
If u could invite any1 to ur bbq, who would it be?
Have u ever 'redesigned' the U.S. flag for the new millennium?