Remember how I got that part-time job interviewing people who claimed to have seen beings that they believe are immortals or gods? Well, I went through a training and have started interviewing people, which is interesting and a little disturbing. I'll have more news about that in the not-too-distant future, but for now, I wanted to update everyone on the cats and the garden, because many readers have written to me saying, "what's up with Elektra?" Elektra: I'm good. Other readers have written in asking about Dante, Zephyr, and Clio, our three inseparable gray cats. "How do you even tell them apart?" asked one person. I will tell you how. Dante has a little rip in his ear and likes to sit in the sun. Zephyr has the plushest coat. Clio likes to wear hats. Clio also sometimes pals around with Elektra. Together they recently collaborated on a performance art piece called "Wtf -- it's too hot to blog." Elektra: Wft -- it's so hot :( Clio: I know, I can't believe it. Elektra: What's wrong with the world? It shouldn't be this hot. Wtf. Clio: Is it too hot to blog? Elektra: Yes.