(cont.) "I got home pretty late one night. Let me just say up front that I was definitely drunk, but far from incoherent. And I know the difference. Trust me. Anyway, I watched some television -- somehow I ended up watching the end of Slacker, which will always be my favorite movie by that guy -- but when I turned it off, I heard voices. Like non-television voices."
"At first I thought the voices were in my head, but thankfully -- I guess, because I didn't want to think about going insane -- they weren't, which I know because I whispered and could hear myself outside of my head. I don't know if that makes a ton of sense, but it did to me at the time. So I listened a little more closely and realized these voices were coming from upstairs. Like two flights up. Which I have to say is probably one of the worst feelings in the world, right? When you think you're alone and you're not? If you're never had this happen, consider yourself lucky, because you can never really get over it. Like this one time I was on vacation and staying on this very remote beach in a country where I didn't speak the language. I knew it wasn't exactly the 'safest' place in the world -- there were bars on the windows and the owners told me to lock the house every time I went out, which I did -- but this one night, I went downstairs for like three minutes to get a drink of water and when I came back to my bedroom, most of my stuff was gone. That wasn't the scary part: I didn't care about losing anything I owned, but I was totally creeped out by the certainty that someone had been watching me. Honestly, I don't even like going on vacation anymore."
"But at this second, back in my own house, with the television now off and voices upstairs, I also felt a little angry, too, like 'who the fuck is upstairs and what do they think they're doing?' It probably helped that I was a little drunk, like I said. You know, 'liquid courage' or whatever. So I went up. Quietly, like I was going to surprise them. It was stupid. Except what was strange was that, as I got closer, the voices seemed to move farther away. It was really mind-bending. And then when I reached the landing and looked down the hall, there was -- well, I don't even know how to describe it. There was a light, I guess, is the only way to say it, but it wasn't a kind of light I associated with electricity or the sun. And as I stood there with my mouth open, the voices stopped. Obviously they -- whoever it was -- knew I was there, which wasn't something I had been planning on. Don't ask me why."
"Then I saw them -- there were three of them -- and one of them told me that there was nothing to worry about. And I was like 'okay, what do you want?' and the same one who spoke first sort of smiled -- or that's how I remember it, although I can't even say exactly what he looked like, although I'm pretty sure it was a 'he' -- and said that if I wanted to sit down for a few minutes, they would be happy to explain. What did I do? What would anyone do? What would you do? I sat down and I listened..."