As a member of the human species with a living father, I'm happy to partake in the day's celebration, even if it was 'invented by Hallmark' or something along those lines. I talked to my father today, and he was wearing the Mondrian-style socks I bought him, socks he's now planning to rock in this season's shuffleboard tournaments. Like me, he was taking a break from tending to the garden, which is one of the ways in which we're very alike, although neither of us probably could have predicted it twenty-five years ago. I'm happy we're both interested in gardening, though. In my experience, talking about flowers and plants is one of the best ways to relate to other people when so many other topics are fraught with political or psychological unease and judgment. But then again, if you don't know the difference between a dahlia and a zinnia, I'm going to be severely judging you. Just kidding! I'll only judge you if, like one of my classmates at a recent high school reunion I attended, you tell me that I'm a 'single-issue voter' because of my lifetime refusal to vote for a single Republican. I told him he was correct in calling me a 'single-issue voter' because there's not a single issue on which I favor the Republican platform over the Democratic one. Otherwise the reunion was a lot of fun and I avoided all talk of politics except with those whom I knew to be more or less like-minded. It was nice to go and nice to come home, where our garden has been enjoying the relatively cool spring weather. Today the garden, which likes to think in metaphorical terms, wished me and Stephen Happy Father's Day. "We would not exist but for your care and attention," said the garden. We knew the plants were just trying to make us feel better about not having biological offspring (not realizing that we've never pondered the idea, because plants -- like Republicans -- don't always 'get' it), but we appreciated the gesture. Dante is in some ways a father to Clio. Or maybe a grandfather. "She bugs the crap out of me," he said, "but I guess I like having her around." Somewhat hilariously, the baby pin oak wished the Japanese maple Happy Father's Day. "I <3 every holiday!" -- Zephyr "I don't know where my father is," said Elektra, "but he's out there somewhere, and you can bet he's fighting flying snakes." "If you see him, tell him I miss him, but that he trained me well." The garden sighed and welcomed the late-afternoon light.