1. As Halloween approached, I contemplated all of the possible costumes and ultimately decided on being an autumn oak leaf. It wasn't the most frightening costume, but I think you'll agree that the results were effective. Most people couldn't even tell that I was anything other than a leaf. Someone even tried to sweep me off the sidewalk and into the trash. "It's just a costume," I said. "Leave me alone."
2. Stephen had more impressive ambitions, which he executed well. Specifically, he went as two rows of houses on Sylvan Terrace. Nobody could tell the difference between his costume and the real thing.
3. Real-estate developers rushed in his direction. They wanted to flip these houses and make as much money as possible while doing the least amount of work. Sometimes, they explained in whispers that managed to be at once hushed and gloating, no work at all was required; the passage of time was enough to get rich. It was slightly demoralizing to see the effects of r > g (via Thomas Piketty's 'Capital in the Twenty-First Century', where r = rate of return on capital and g = economic growth) playing out so close to home.
4. After changing out of our costumes, we walked over to Jumel Terrace, where we admired the brick paths and the apartment building on the corner of 160th and Edgecombe Avenue. Also known as "The Paul Robeson Residence," it's the same apartment building where I imagined one of the characters (Gloria) from my newish novel (#gods) living with her brother and parents.
5. One of the nice things about living in Washington Heights is that it hasn't been "overexposed" in popular books and movies. For this reason, its buildings and forests often seem to pulse with secrets from the past. They don't even need costumes for Halloween; they can just go as themselves. When they walk into the room, everyone turns and says, "Who is this beautiful mystery gracing us with their presence?"
6. In the garden, strange visitors looked exactly like our cats.
7. "Who are these imposters?" asked Elektra, who predictably enough was the only one who could tell the difference. "Get my lawyer on the line."
8. A wind storm had blown many birch leaves and deciduous conifer branches down from the trees. Or were they just more people in costumes? At this time of year, it was hard to tell.
9. Zephyr, not wanting to participate in what he termed "an increasingly overbearing exercise in corporate regression," refused to go outside, or at least not in a costume. "I want to live my most authentic version of myself."
10. Only the sunlight, he insisted, could burn away these costumes to expose us for what we really are.
Programming notes: if you'd like to read more about Gloria and Washington Heights (in a fictional context), you can buy #gods here. If you're a bookstore (or going as one for Halloween), you can order from Small Press Distribution. If you've already read the book, consider going as one of the #gods characters for Halloween (I recommend one of the Muses or Satyrs from the "mythological" fourth part of the book), or you can go as the book itself, or the process of writing or maybe revisions. (Send pictures.) And please don't forget to leave a review on Amazon or Goodreads. Be honest in your review: for example you might say, "Yall. This book may not be perfect, but it's better than [inescapable NF show about kids on bikes I guess and everything in the 80s that meant nothing to me and still means nothing to me]." Happy Halloween. Keep the good candy and trade the bad :)