1. As I walked through the park, which in late fall had become a comforting assortment of browns, greens, and grays, I tried to imagine the mindset of a conservative. From what I've gathered, there are millions of them, and their representatives and allies are currently holding the most important jobs in the executive, judicial, and legislative branches of our federal government. Many more can be found running things at the state and local level. But what do conservatives think about as they go through their days? Do they not encounter the same problems as other non-conservative people? Do they not wait for hours on hold with their banks and insurance companies and cable television/internet-service monopolies? Do they not have high co-pays and deductibles? Do they not feel the water on their ankles and knees when the tide comes in or when there's a rainstorm? If so, what is their response? What are the solutions they envision to the problems they encounter?
2. In some respects, the answers are obvious enough: they would deport, incarcerate, or eliminate anyone who wasn't white or straight (and many who were) or whose net worth fell below a certain threshold TBD; they would allow businesses to operate completely unfettered by environmental, financial, labor, or antitrust regulations; they would build up the army to prevent other countries from invading our lands (or cyber lands) with their armies and to protect companies operating outside of our borders. They would drive everywhere in their Tesla Cybertucks. But then what? In short, what does the future look like for a conservative?
3. For a test case, I decided to focus on climate change. As far as I can tell, there seems to be one conservative answer, which is to gamble that we can 1) find another planet after we've depleted this one, or 2) engineer a technical solution that would restore some semblance of climate stability. As for the first option, I suppose it's possible, given the size of the universe, that the earth is merely one of an uncountable number of planets, the destruction of which is no more consequential than, say, crushing a little piece of styrofoam. As for the second, it will require a lot of technological wizardry -- and we've seen how well that's going with the internet -- and it also implies a kind of satisfaction with the status quo, namely that if we could 'fix' climate change, we could continue to drive (and park) and fly and consume indefinitely without any serious consequences.
4. I was beginning to worry that our conservative rulers (who can be found in both parties) were incapable of acknowledging the implicit relationship between the passage of time and change.
5. Here's what I could say for sure: there are parts of the park that come to life, even as the rest of it prepares for winter.
6. And the colors are perfect, for all who are willing to behold.